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↓以下本文です。↓

検索エンジンのキーワード収集ロボット(最近はクローラーといいます)が好きなものとは何でしょうか?
こたえは、ズバリ・・タグです。

どの検索エンジンのクローラーがどのタグを特に好むかというのは正確なデータが無いのでわかりませんが、一般的にどのクローラーにも強いのが<a>タグです。前回までにお話した<title>タグ、見出しなどに使われる<h>タグなども最強クラスです。<h>タグは強力なのですが、もっとも注目される<h1>タグが文字が大きすぎて使いにくいのが難点です。

こんなにおおきくなります


無論<title>タグは一度しか使えませんし、ブログの種類によっては余計なキーワードが自動的についてきたりもします。
ここで活躍するのが<a>タグなのですが、リンクというブログも含めたwebページには欠かせないタグであると共に、タグ周辺(特にタグの中)は、クローラーの大好物であるようです。

リンクを入れる場合は、そのリンク先に関係した、しかも検索されやすいキーワードを入れておくと効果的でしょう。

SEOはぜんぜんやらないのと、ちょっとやるのでは大きな差が出てきます。
かと言ってやりすぎるのも、一部の検索エンジンにとっては良くないといわれています。
難しい事はさておき、まずは前回までに書いた事と今回の事を実践してみましょう。

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I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

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I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

Why don't you write books people can read?

Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.

Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

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Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

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An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

GHD:

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

I am not young enough to know everything.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

If you are going through hell, keep going.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.